damianmcgintleman:

shinpuncher:

shinpuncher:

What happens when the pope dies?

Another one popes up

get out

(Source: punchingshins)

tardistribute:

tardistribute:

I’ve lost control

Give me notes i had to break my friend’s keyboard for this

(Source: xhaymitch)

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

Do you ever scroll through your dashboard and think

yes

I have chosen these people wisely.

(Source: seawhim)

ohsnapadalek:

llamajasmine:

so when i entered this fandom i thought

oh look what a happy peacuful fandom this is

but noooooo, once you get the hang of things it’s all

image

the funny thing is that I have no idea what fandom you’re talking about but it still applies to really all…..

localpornstar:

titsmcyee:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

im dying

Well that escalated quickly

palesexuality:

cardinal-signs:

palesexuality:

pandochiisbox:

palesexuality:

99 bottles of self hate on the wall 

take one down 

toss it around

shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit 

98 bottles of self hate on the wall 

When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?

no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles 

this is actually a really good analogy

i try 

(Source: faystop)

intoxicatedteen:

i love my phone case <3

  1. Camera: Canon EOS REBEL T4i
  2. Aperture: f/4
  3. Exposure: 1/40th
  4. Focal Length: 27mm
sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

(Source: movedtoaryastarks)